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Lurchthevulture@aol.com |
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Hi All, I know that everyone thinks that we vultures don't have a good time, but we do, I do anyway you see you only know us for being a horrid bird that goes around eating everything dead, well normally we do, we are the vacuum cleaners of the wild, But me I was an Imported bird, passed from pillow to post, Now I am with Tiny, he has given me a million jobs to do and takes me every were, so now I can show you some of the things I do and were I’ve been so sit back and learn we don't just eat everything in sight HHHHereeee weeeeee gggooooo |
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Ill tell you one thing its not easy putting one of these things up you know, Levels, string, Cement, digging thing, drilling thing when you hit hard stuff under the soil like rocks and stuff, LOOOKK 4 your SELF TTTTHHEEEENNNNNN. |
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First you get Tiny’s shoes and eat them for giving you the job the night before. |
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Then you think about it And get all tied up Wondering if you will Get it right or not. |
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Then you have a little scratch and clean the feathers |
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Gather all the tools and make sure they all work, Don’t forget the safety rules Do want an accident do you????? |
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Take the tape measure and measure the distance you want. It must be exactly the same in-between each post or it will look stupid and you will get a ear full of naughty words like %%^”:@’# & +^£$”``¬`¬ and you wont like that will you, I don't care cos I don't know what it means anyway |
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Dig a few more holes with this diggy tool, when you done that put the big cement stick in the hole that holds the wooden fence, when you did that get a long thing with a bubble in it, Look at the bubble and make sure it is in the middle of the bit its in co’s if its not it wont be up straight and the wood panel wont fit, |
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Then Stand back and take a look at what you have done and say what am I good that’s what I am Good |
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So when it is up ok put some old bricks in the whole around the post this keeps in up right then add some small stones you lot call it shingle pack it down very very tight with a 7LB hammer smash it down hard, then cap that with cement mix, that should do the trick |
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BOOM—SHANG—A— LANG. Yep that looks Great don’t it, who Luvs yak baby, Hay! my mate Tic—TAC The Barn Owl said that may be he can watch me next time, sounds ok to me. E-mail a poem to me one that you have written all about birds or Aminails (animals) Lurch cant say animals. Send it to |
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Lurchthevulture@aol.com |
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Tell you what I went to a steam rally with Tiny and I saw this Blooming Massive thing go by ,you can tell by my face I wanted a go on that. So Dragging Tiny to it I hoped on the wheel and sat there mesmerised for 5 minutes I actually sitting on the Steam Engine YAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOO! Not bad EEEHH? LOOK AT THE LAST TWO PHOTOES.
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Hay! If you see me at a show I will give my comments to all, No matter what the subject is, I will never swear or use bad mouth words to Any person that I like, some things will make you laugh, some won’t |
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